Feelings Within

Monday, August 29, 2005

The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store has the following type ofcards:
1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that
you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.
2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you .
3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me .
4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go..
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back?You'll probably need it again.
5. Someday I hope to marry...
(Inside card) - Someone other than you .
6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike !
7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card!) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.
8. We've been friends for a very long time...
(Inside card) - What do you say we stop ?
9. I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here .
10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was ?
11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket... (Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often .
12. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep .
13. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder...
(Inside card) - What was I thinking ?
14. Congratulations on your wedding day!
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband/wife.

~m&v~